Crush'd

Miss, Miss, he's just stolen my pencil,
He's chewing off the rubber,
He's blunting the sharp lead.
Miss, Miss, he's just hit me in the arm,
He's left a big red mark,
He's happy that it hurt.
Miss, Miss, he's just eaten my cupcake,
He's swallowing the chocolate,
He's spitting out the sprinkles.
Miss, Miss, he's emptied my PE bag,
He's stamping on my t-shirt,
He's spitting on my trainers.
Miss, Miss, he's copying my homework,
He's tearing up the worksheet,
He's hiding all my answers.
Miss, Miss, I think I'm in love with him.